What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 00:00

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Octopussy
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
A View to a Kill
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
The Man with the Golden Gun
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-All the bad guys are black.
How can couples reverse the buildup of resentment once they notice it?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Dr No
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
What is one small habit that has transformed your life in unexpected ways?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Diamonds Are Forever
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Why would Hugh Grant cheat on Elizabeth Hurley?
Goldfinger
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
From Russia With Love
How do I get a white man for a serious relationship?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-J W Pepper
Moonraker
Can you make a fake K-pop group? It can be with any idols.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
You Only Live Twice
-Bond slapping Tracy.
What are some good inspirational movies?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Why do most people care so much about what others think? Are they afraid of society norms?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Ah so!”
Live and Let Die