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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 00:00

What movies have not aged well?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Octopussy

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

How did the trans issue metastasize within just a decade from being a question of kindness and tolerance to a tiny minority to convulsing a whole society?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

A View to a Kill

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Is there any evidence to support the existence of people who have experienced "gangstalking"? Or is it a psychological phenomenon?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

The Man with the Golden Gun

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why don’t people want the American Dream anymore - marriage, kids, a dog, and the white picket fence?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-All the bad guys are black.

How can couples reverse the buildup of resentment once they notice it?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Dr No

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

What is one small habit that has transformed your life in unexpected ways?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why does it smell so bad? I noticed that when I move around my vagina has a stench. It’s usually a wet liquid, almost like pee. There’re little to no discharge and it doesn’t hurt or itch.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Diamonds Are Forever

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why would Hugh Grant cheat on Elizabeth Hurley?

Goldfinger

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

From Russia With Love

How do I get a white man for a serious relationship?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-J W Pepper

Moonraker

Can you make a fake K-pop group? It can be with any idols.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

You Only Live Twice

-Bond slapping Tracy.

What are some good inspirational movies?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why do most people care so much about what others think? Are they afraid of society norms?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”Ah so!”

Live and Let Die